Tuesday, June 25, 2013

"Ye jaadu mantar kuch nahi hota ,sahab"

"Ye jaadu mantar kuch nahi hota ,sahab Sab khel hai apni apni chamdi bachane ka " 

chai pite pite do logon ki baat chal rahi thi. Aur Chai ki chuski lete huye usne Akhbaar patka tab akhbaar ki headline keh rahi thi " MLA ka Jadu Chal gaya ! "
Sukhe gaav ko Paani ke 3 tanker milne ki khabar thi.
Asal me 30 Tanker muhaiyya kiye they lekin opposition ne halla bol diya to apni jeb se muh band karane ke liye 3 tanker ka dhindora pitwa diya.
 " MLA ka Jadu Chal gaya" Subah ki Chai din ka mood tay karti hai.
Aur Subah ka akhbar us hafte ka. Chai k farrate se pata chal jata hai kon kaunsi Khabar padh raha hai. Aur agar koi Akhaar padhna taal raha hai to samjh lo uske Job ka aaj pehla din hai. Chai ki pehli pyali raste me udel dene ka riwaaz hai chay walo me. ' Pehli chai bhagwan k naam'. Fir us hi raste k gile chai k upar se ik cycle jaayegi apna design banate huye. wo cycle bhi hogi kisi akhbar wale ki. kuch ajeeb rishta hai chai aur akhbar ka.
Chai ki bhaap me samne wala traffic signal tharrata hai dopar ko aur wohi traffic signal raat ko blink hote hote chai ki chuski le raha ho yu lagta hai. kuch naye naye istri kiye kapdo wale log chai pite pite Classified ka page yu padhate hai jaise. shaam ka goverment peon movie review padhta ho. kuch log apne pen se classified ki khabar pe Round karte hai aur kuch log chai ka cup rakh kar gila sa round kar dete hai. Bas yuhi chai ka round kar k kisi ko job mila to usne us din 2 chai pi lee aur 5 k paise de diye. Samne wale office walo k din me sau baar khidki se aawaze aati hai. " abey 7 bhej , 3 bhej , 10 bhej ! " Lekin jab koi keh de Arey 1 bhej ! to samaz liyo aaj raat jyada der tak kaam chalne wala hai. Aaj kal Ladkiya bhi cigarette pite pite chai pine aa jati hai.

Gaav mein aisa nahi tha. Gaav me bas mele me yu hota tha. ik baar `wo' aayi thi aur uske kaan ki baali chai ke bartan mein chamki thi tab se har bar ek chammach shakkar jyada daal ne ki aadat pad gayi hai. Dost kehte the , " Jab se 'Wo' aa k gayi hai teri chai kuch jyada mithi hone lagi hai "

Fir uska aana band ho gaya. ek aakhari baar samnese gujri hamesha hamesha k liye. Aur meri chai ka Mitha chammach band ho gaya. Dost kehne lage " Yaar tere chaai ka jaadu kaha kho gaya saale ? " Tab mene kaha tha "aaj kal Shakkar pehle daam puchti hai fir jayka deti hai . "Aur Ye jaadu mantar kuch nahi hota ,sahab Sab khel hai apni apni chamdi bachane ka  ! "

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